Today,

was a good day.

In an attempt to sleep, I have started taking off brand Tylenol pm. Totally not working! Last night I tossed and turned tossed and turned, which was ok since I didn’t really feel crappy today.

I paid Sister 2 to take me to Target where I got a pair of cute ass black and white sparkly zebra print flats for only $14. I went shopping in an attempt to get some cute ass clothes for fall, but that was an epic fail. I’m just a weird size and shape –nothing fits me right.

Came home and heated my diet dinner up. I have lost a total of 5lbs so far – that could be due to a good bowel movement tho (just sayin’). No, I have noticed my jeans fit a little looser which is good. My goal is to be down to 120 by X-mas. If I am going to be poor, unemployed, uninsured and down trodden I am at least going to look good.

Mommy Dearest came home in a tizzy. I wish she would just not come home if she is going to be an uber bitch and take it out on everyone. No, she just comes in and yells and slings shit around like a two year old having a tantrum. Hey, if it works for a two year old….oh, wait.

Wow, typing all this out and going back over it, it does not sound like it was a good day. Maybe I’m still riding my Hank Moody sun night high, or am pumped because a new Flipping Out with Jeff Lewis is on. It must be that; that and the new cute flats.