Even with a guaranteed in,

I cannot get a job. Four different jobs with four different ins and no one will hire me. There is no such thing as a guaranteed in. I am really in an awkward position in this economy. I am either grossly over qualified for hourly work or grossly under-qualified for salary work that requires a minimum of five years experience. I understand being turned down for being under-qualified by not having the years of experience, but come on Sears Hardware, what was your excuse?

Bitch please!