An acquaintance from hs recently proposed to his gf and he has been all over facebook gushing about it. I get it. It’s exciting and a huge momentous event in a person’s life, but come the fuck on.
Must I log onto my facebook and see status after status of: I hope your wearing sunglasses (gf) because our future is sooo bright. Or, do I have to be subjected to the annoying long posts in excruciating detail of how you proposed, how you got her friends in on it, your worries about picking the ring, having her friends help pick it out, what you and she were wearing, and every single thought that went through your head. All played out like some re re romance novel or a lifetime movie of the week!!!
That was harsh. I regret that; I enjoy a good lifetime movie of the week.
I promise that when I have good news, if the planets align and a miracle occurs, I will not annoy others incessantly with my good fortune. I will limit myself to one facebook status update. I swear.